Transfer Window; Half open or Half Closed?

Ok, so the window opens in July, yet deals have already taken place. Sometimes I wonder what the essence of the transfer window is, if clubs sign players before it opens but that's not why we're here.

So Hummels and Sanchez will be playing for Bayern Next season, Oh calm down Gunners, it's not your Sanchez, he's one 18yr old midfield god that walks on water, oh sorry, I meant he turns water into wine, no? So why the f**k does he cost £60m? Moving on, just like every other window, we're going to see bargain deals and other teams spend extravagantly on decent players(Los Blancos).
Excuse me Txiki, could you please tell Pep that sterling is Shit? Thanx. Staying in the blue side of Manchester, there's been rumours upon rumours about who's staying and who's leaving when Pep comes in, he's probably going to overhaul the squad and there's been communication between Yaya Toure's representative and Inter Milan, I wonder who else will be leaving and who they got lined up as replacement. 

There's goodnews for the Gunners as the deal to sign Granit Xhaka seems to be completed as leaked images of him in the new Arsenal kit were released on twitter, much to the dismay of Arsenal but who cares? We got him. We also heard Henrick Mykhytaryan was house hunting in London and if this is true then he'll have to do something about his name. Its too damn hard to spell, Wenger claimed he'll be making a minimum of three additions to the squad but he also stated that Giroud is going lead the attack as well so I guess we can all forget about Zlatan.

I like to think Chelsea nee boss sanctioned the renewal of JT's contract, we'll hear more about that and Chelsea's transfer targets after after Euros. 

Meanwhile Manchester United became less shits than they usually are by winning the FA cup, congrats to them, hopefully they won't overspend on another flop. Good morning Memphis. They've been linked with everybody and will get their hands on one or two players no one is interested in and still somehow overspend, hopefully the United boss next season MOUree Van Jaal will fix that. 

Well Liverpool have already lost two finals under Klopp but I like to see the glass half full, at least they're making it to finals hopefully they won't lose in their chase of Gotze, thatse in the hands of Ancelotti to be honest. 

  In LA Lliga, there's  not much being said about Los Blanc's and by that I mean them being linked to every high profile player out there as usual, forget the rumours, they're focused on their Undecima, those guys are relentless, though James or Isco will eventually leave. Remember you heard it here first.

The eternal Rivals of the Madrid sides, Barcelona have been linked with Brazilian defender Marquinhos and unsurprisingly , Ben Arfa, what? Who said this? The Mirror.co.uk oh okay. We'll hear more about them deals, Ben Arfa did have a stellar season at Nice in ligue 1 scoring 17 goals, maybe that's why.  Staying in Spain, Los Rojiblancos will probably lose one or two of their starts, sign cheap replacements and continue being awesome. I love those guys.

The window isn't actually open yet so we'll have to wait until the end of Euro 2016 in France, that's when all the fun stuff begins, but right now, there's still some juicy stuff going on. 

Everybody who is somebody has an eye or two on one or two Leicester stars, Mr. Claudio Ranieri is now Sir Claudio Ranieri, dude got Knighted for winning the EPL, back then, you get knighted for killing dragons, three headed lions and riding a Unicorn, oh well, time's changed.

So one other thing, is Benitez going to remain at Newcastle? I think he should, what about you? Is Theo Walcott going to be replaced by a Pencil Sharpener? I think he should. The chicken and Wilshere, which came first? These questions and every other question will be answered by the Window. Before I leave, here's a list of all the premiere league goals Emenike scored for West Ham;

Goodnight.